Hey fellow dogs.

Listen up.  As much as we're pro-man, pro-testosterone, and pro-stripper, as TOPDOGS, we have class.  This means that you should never demean a girl -- especially our guests.  Recently there have been strings of comments regarding the "physicality" of our women guests.  This is a no-no.  Granted, I'm not always attracted to the girls we have on the show, but I still treat them with (a little bit of) respect.  You should, too.  But if the girl is a bitch on the show, then flame on!

Another thing, the girls that come and talk to us don't have their agents book them, nor are they getting paid.  More likely than not, these girls are our friends, and while we're more than happy to exploit them for you listeners, you all should be nice to them for at least telling us what kind of underwear they're wearing.

BUT!!!  If you can provide us TOPDOGS with a guest that's hotter than the ones we've had, then you have free reign to comment on whatever girl we have on the show.  But so far, no one has come up to us and said, "Yo dude, y'all should talk to my mom!  She's a freak-a-dleak!  She puts out!  How you think she got me!  Dude!"

So until then, let's be courteous, otherwise the girls you make fun of will tell their hot friends that you are an asshole and if that happens, no amount of hipness and interestingness and directorness and producerness will get you laid.  I mean, look at Michael Jackson.

That it, kids.  Play nice.

Nick


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