Hey nerf, the interview was cut short because we ran out of tape and we were experiencing techincal difficulty. We're not gonna cut the "bs" in the beginning because that's what the episodes are based on. And we're definitely not cutting back on the human caliper because, well, I like putting my head in womens breasts. Granted, we have been having a lot of girls on at the same time and that we might be spreading ourselves thin... but hey, if you have 5 models wanting to be on the show... you don't say no. Obviously, you're listening because you want to hear the juicy details of the girls and we seem to be running through that rather quickly. I have one piece of advice for you buddy -- masturbate faster. Keep listening buddy. You'll get what you want. Nick, the Human Caliper shit.